mlia pt. 3

Last night, I was informed that my dorm will be decorating our lounge to look like the Great Hall and throwing a Harry Potter party next semester. I was disappointed because I will be studying abroad so the only way I can attend is through Skype. Then I realized if my friend puts a picture frame around her laptop screen I would look like one of Hogwart's moving portraits. Guess who's attending as the Fat Lady? MLIA


Today, I had to write a paragraph on motivation. I couldn't bring myself to do it. MLIA


Yesterday, I bet my friend $10 that I could guess any number I hold behind my back. I made $10. MLIA


Has anyone ever wondered why Salazar Slytherin put the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets in a girl's bathroom? MLIA


Today, I cut my finger on a spoon. MLIA.


Today, I found out that you can major in Evil at Harvard. I think we all know where Voldemort got his undergrad. MLIA.


Today, I was at my house with a bunch of my friends when I asked, "If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?" We were stumped for a minute until we hear my dad shout from upstairs, "IT WOULD BE DEAD, MORONS!" I am proud to be related to him. MLIA


Today was first day as a lifeguard at the y. As I was walking around the lap pool, I slipped on puddle and fell in. One of the swimmers who had been watching me the whole time then proceeded to shout, HELP!!!! just as my head surfaced. I then performed a "rescue" on the "victim". I got alot of recognition and have a pretty good reputation for my first day. Thanks fake victim. This is for you. MLIA


Today, I locked my keys in may car. Good news and bad news, good news- I now know how to break into my car, bad news- its very easy to break into my car. MLIA


Recently, I had my wisdom teeth removed. Apparently, I tried to get the nurse to salsa dance with me down the hallway. I don't remember this at all. MLIA


Today, I heard some of the 'popular kids' at school complaining about their hangovers from a party they'd had over the weekend. Then I heard some of my friends complaining about their bruises and sore muscles from our lazer tag tournament we'd had over the weekend. Way more people had sympathy for us. MLIA.


My friend broke up with her boyfriend a few days ago and I told her to be a rock and stay strong. Today I broke up with my boyfriend when my friend came over to my house with a giant poster with two rocks sitting together. MLIA


Today, I chewed my pen and it burst in my mouth. My mouth was blue and my hands ended up blue. My teacher asked what happened. I told him I got bit by a smurf. MLIA


Today I was playing Apples to Apples. The topic "Screwed" came up. I put down Tiger Woods. MLIA


I've always wondered why my roommate keeps 4 huge pillows on her bed, but I never questioned it. Last night, I came in late after a group study to find her asleep and a massive pile where her head should be. After investigation, I found she lays her head on one pillow and builds a fort around her head with the other three, complete with a small blanket covering it all. I stood in jealous awe of her sleeping fort for a few minutes before realizing how awkward it would be for her to wake up and discover me watching her sleep. MLIA.


Today, I saw a popular girl hiding behind a cabinet, waiting to scare her friend. I had to remind her that it was an entirely glass cabinet. MLIA


Today,facebook suggested i be friends with my old account, seeing as we have so much in common; so i listened. Now it is suggested that i reconnect with myself since we havent talked in awhile. How deep. MLIA


We had a tornado drill during English. We were all talking, and my English teacher said, "QUIET!". We shushed instantly and he whispered, "Or the tornado will hear you and come down this very hallway." Favorite teacher? No doubt. MLIA


Today, we were watching a video on the cusine of Korea. One of the delicacies included a raw, live octopus. An American described the feeling as "slimy, hard to swallow, but okay in the end". I couldn't resist it and yelled "That's what she said!", making the class burt out in laughter, however, my teacher wasn't pleased, and sent me to the Principals office. The Principal high-fived me and sent me back to class. MLIA


Today, my boyfriend and I took an hour long shower. My mom decided to drop by unnoticed, heard the shower running and waited. When we walked out of the room and saw her standing there,she gave me a sly look, then proceeded to come over,give me a hive five and whisper "nice one,I knew you were more like your mom." I never decided to tell her we spent the whole time playing Uno with waterproof cards. MLIA