Yesterday, the high school girl who made my life miserable added me on facebook. I accepted. The first thing she wrote on my wall? She got a job at a company and is no doubt more successful than I am. I own the company she works for. MLIA
Today, I illegally downloaded a miley cyrus CD just to steal from her. Then I deleted it. MLIA.
Today, we were learning sexual reproduction during Biology. When we were told that the male organ fuctions when erect, meaning blood had to rush into the organ tissues, I leaned over to the Twilight fan and whispered, "So how did Edward impregnate Bella if he doesn't have blood? I guess he's not real afterall." She broke down and cried right there. MLIA.
Today I realized that I don't build pillow forts, hex random strangers, get told I was an 'awesome' child, have a grandmother who makes repeated escape attempts from an institution, have a teacher than makes sexual jokes, find boyfriends by wearing something most people think is lame, have a side in the whole Harry Potter/Twilight thing, care about mystery google missions, and I definitely have no one who is dying that needs an MLIA posted. All I really do is study for the SAT. Then I remembered I'm asian. MLIA
Yesterday, I didn't forward a chain mail. Today I'm still alive. MLIA
ɐıןɯ ˙ʇı ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝןqnoɹʇ ɥɔnɯ sɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇuoʍ ı puɐ pǝʇoʌ ʇǝƃ ןןıʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıdoɥ 'ʎɹoʇs sıɥʇ ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp uǝɥʇ ı ˙uʍopǝpısdn spɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ƃuıʞɐɯ 'pǝq ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ƃuıƃuɐɥ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ɐıןɯ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝʞıן ı 'ʎɐpʎɹǝʌǝ
Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. MLIA
Today, while watching the Wizard of Oz, I noticed that while Dorothy is saying her goodbyes, she tells the Scarecrow that she'll miss him the most RIGHT IN FRONT of the Tin-man and the Cowardly Lion. Bitch move. MLIA.
Today I was in the public restroom and I noticed that the person in the next stall started peeing at the exact same time as me. After we were finished, I said, "Mine lasted five seconds longer." There was an awkward pause and then I heard my chemistry teacher say, "Jenna? Is that you?" MLIA
Tuesday, 26 January 2010
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